Griff replayed the first touchdown of the Huygens vs Sac Valley game. "I could watch this over and over, do we have any cheese popcorn?"

The film rolled. "Observe how defense battles cleared the way. Soon we won't get away with this Al Davis inspired opening, but putting up the first score was important." Pause. Replay. Griff opened a bottle of Corona, watched with pleasure as in celebration, the team surrounded DeJuan in the end zone.

Caydance poured a bottle of Corona beer into a tall glass, watched the beer slide down the sides of the glass and the foam settle perfectly on the top.

"Yes, we have cheese popcorn."

On the game film, Huygens kicker Will O'Arragan, a transfer from the University College Dublin, emerged from the sidelines. His boyfriend was seated near the goal post, wearing an outfit clearly inspired by farm hand Seth Starkadder in the movie Cold Comfort Farm

Will's kick was perfect. Huygens 7 - Sac Valley 0.