It was Caydance thought -- drinking a second glass of champagne -- like a dream where you saw people in a painting on a music box where inside a medieval Book of Hours was concealed, and then you set out on an investigative trail, and the next thing you knew you were having a picnic in snow covered mountains with these very people and....

Suddenly an angry shaggy creature with sharp claws and an evil grin emerged from the woods. In the same bear suit he wore when he attacked her at the 1986 Big Game, Mackie Alarie was headed directly to where Caydance was sitting. His ill kept fur glistened in the noonday sun. His face was permanently set in an aroused bear expression. From inside his grubby bear uniform, he produced a low growling sound. But if Mackie Alarie had known that wide receivers need to know how to block effectively, he would not have once again attacked Caydance O'Brien McGuire.

Remembering the teachings of legendary Raiders Coaches and the lingering satisfaction of paying back intrusive enemy Cornerbacks, former Raiders Wide Receiver, current Huygens Tech Division 3 Football team Head Coach, Griff McGuire took a solid stance. Mirroring the motion of the man bear thing, using his legs effectively -- and ok indulging in a little holding and unnecessary roughness -- he drove drove drove the man bear thing into a conveniently located on Canadian territory tree. Alarie slumped to the ground.

Pete Lafitte called the Police Montée Canadienne with a downed fake bear report.

A few hours later, Genevieve and Claude were romantically walking to the cafe in Montreal where they first met. In the far distance, heading West in the sky was a Gendarmerie Montée helicopter. "Another man is about to be deposited in the notorious Prison de Bordeaux," Genevieve remarked.