"Pacific Ocean Conservatory. Last year Huygens 37 - Pac Ocean 17". With these words, Griff initiated Monday coaches lunch. "We should probably talk about the Humboldt game Defense standoff that resulted in 4th quarter scoring failures for both of our teams, but since we were ahead when this occurred, let’s go instead to next Saturday's home game against Pac Ocean. I suppose Mira still teaches flute at this school. Is the violinist we gently sacked four times still the Quarterback?"

"He wasn't a great violinist to begin with,“ Durango responded. “However, their coach, a retired Baroque Orchestra conductor and former Center for Iowa, continues his inspirational recruiting. This year, the quarterback is a drummer, whose High School stats are respectable. Since he is scheduled to perform in the Bach Christmas Oratorio, in which Mira will also is performing, she respectfully requests that his arms and hands still be working at the end of the game.

"it is also rumored that due to the school's new Reggae Rock, Rock Rap, Street Punk, and Bay Area Thrash Metal track, the Pac Ocean Coach, who reportedly served on the committee for this track, has been successful in recruiting drummers for both the O-line and the Secondary."

Griff was not as concerned about drummer Defensive Backs as he should have been. Instead, observing the bacon-wrapped steak and Pommes Parisienne on his plate, he was remembering that on the green grass beside the Pac Ocean Conservatory football field, there were white linen covered tables loaded with miniature sandwiches. each containing fillings such as prosciutto, fromage triple-creme, bay shrimp, smoked salmon, and grilled mushrooms. And, in wicker baskets not far away, there was a discreetly concealed selection of microbrews from local breweries -- as well as wine from the school's vineyards.

arow As if reading Griff's mind -- or inspired by the stack of ribs and onion rings on his plate -- Durango revealed that the Faculty Club Chef was preparing an after-game barbeque to which both teams were invited.